Phoenix Myths: Card Game

You are a brand new player of the popular card game Phoenix Myths. You are going in to your first battle against another newbie but don't know how to play. What do you do? [[Ask for help->Postponed Match]] [[YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO->In Battle]]

You tell the trainer you do not have any cards and don't know how to play. He postpones the match and sets up training lessons with a PM trainer. Who would you like to train with? [[PM world champion, slower learning->PM World Champion Training]] [[PM professional trainer, less skill->PM Proffesional Trainer Training]]

You enter a huge room with many playing fields and trophys. The PM world champion takes you into his training room to train you to the max. After weeks and weeks of training, you are ready to play. Who will you go up against? [[Player 7->Player 7 Battle]] [[Player 19->Humiliation]]

You train with a professional trainer. After training for a long time, you are ready. [[Fight->Player 7 Battle]]

You enter the fight. There are 16 people. 8 2v2 battles. You are matched up with player #7. You are player #16. He notices you have no cards. He shuffles his and deals equally. A defense slot on the playing field catches your eye. Which of your 2 best defense cards will you choose? [[Defndr->Defndr As Defense Card]] [[Ice Wall->Ice Wall As Defense Card]]

You won! You beat your opponent and are moving on to the quarter finals. [[Move on->Quarter Finals]]

Ice Wall just wasn't quite enough. 500 defense was just under the defense you needed to beat your opponent. "Good game," he says. You've been ELIMINATED! ELIMINATION ENDING 1 [[Try again?->Start]]

Players #1,3,4,7,8,12,14 and 15 have been eliminated. 2,5,6,9,10,11,13 and 16 (you) are still in. #7 beaten by you, he gives you his deck and wishes you good luck for the rest of the tournament. Now you are up against #11, and she seems tougher and more eager to win. Which 2 cards will you use for attacking positions? [[Phenzo & Lixion->Phenzo & Lixion For Attack]] [[Unzagh & Golem->Unzaugh & Golem For Attack]]

Phenzo and Lixion are a great team. They rekt (I can't believe I'm using this word for a CYOA program) #11's team easily! It's time for the semi-finals! [[Move on->Semi-Finals]]

Even though Unzaugh is one of the best cards in the game, paired with golem he can't do that well against most other pairs. #11 beat you, and will probably win the tournament. She doesn't even bother to tell you how good of a player you were... ELIMINATION ENDING 2 [[Try again?->Start]]

4 players left. 5,6,11 and 13 are out. 2,9,10 and you, 16 are the last 4. You are against 9, even MORE eager-to-win-looking than 11. This will be a tough fight. What strategy will you try to use to win? [[Offensive->Offensive Strategy]] [[Defensive->Defensive Strategy]] [[YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO->Yolo Strategy]]

Your cards were to weak and you were eliminated. 10, who apparently gets sick from losing a fight, hands you a wierd electronic chip. He tells you it is a time travel device and asks you to go back and time to save him from getting sick. You agree. Will you fiddle with the controls or ask for instructions? [[Ask for instructions->Instructions]] [[Fiddle->Fiddle With Device]]

It just wasn't enough! 9 was too strong! You have been eliminated at 3rd place (10, the other just eliminated contestant gets sick when he loses, so he's sick and can't battle for 3rd place) and don't get the cup. ELIMINATION ENDING 3 [[Try again?->Start]]

You beat 9 with the godly power of YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It is time for the final match between you and 2. The cup winner will be famous across all history. WHO WILL WIN? You have abad hand. You know his is almost certainly 10 times better. It is all down to luck. [[Play your best cards to try and win->Play Best Cards]] [[Play your worst cards as a decoy->Play Worst Cards]]

You play your most offensive cards to try to rid the opponents weak cards. It fails! You have come so far, but in the end there can only be one winner. ELIMINATION ENDING 4 [[Try again?->Start]]

And the decoys strike! Your opponents best cards are wasted on your weak ones and your strong ones take the rest of your opponent's cards! YOU WON THE CUP OF PHOENIX MYTHS! YOU WON!!! GREEDY ENDING [[Play again?->Start]]

1. NEVER PRESS THE RED BUTTON EVER. 2. Type how many years, then months, then days and last hours you want to go back in time. You cannot go into the future. 3. If anything or anyone sees you, hit the reset button IMMEDIATELY! 4. Don't go back any more than 14 years unless you want a broken reset button. It will disappear because it is the only button complex enough to disappear before it was made. 5. Since you are helping me with the time travel device, me later than 6 years ago can see you. That is when I discovered and researched it. I also created a time traveler password then. Past me will ask you it, and it is TimeSpace Travel. Tell past me not to enter the Phoenix Myths tournament, because I will be eliminated and get sick. Then return and if you did it right, I will be perfectly healthy. Go! [[Go->Back In Time]] [[Whatever->Fiddle With Device]]

You fiddle with the controls. A robot voice says: TIME TRAVEL TIME SET TO 100 MILLION YEARS AGO. BEGINNING TRAVEL NOW... You see a whirl of greenish-blue light and you are in a dinosaur-looking area. A dinosuar spots you and eats you. Now you see a last glance of the future and see how such a little thing can make a big difference. Now #10 has won the cup, you see mini pet dinos the size of a cat, birds don't exist, people are speaking a completly different language, many things are much more jurrasic time style, and in the new language humans adapted, the card game is called 'Phonix Mythen'. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN YOLO AND WIN EVERY TIME!!? BAD ENDING 1 [[Try again?->Start]]

You go back in time around 5 days ago. #10's house is right there and you go inside. You see him there. He looks slightly shocked, but it disappears right away. "I am a future version of one of your opponents in the Pheonix Myths card game tournament. I am player #16," you say. He asks,"what is the time travel password?" "TimeSpace Travel." He trusts you and says, "what are you here for? "Future you asked me to come back in time and ask you to please NOT enter the Phoenix Myths tournament." you say. "Am I correct that you get sick from losing?" you say. No reply. He stands still like a statue, staring into your soul. What do you do? [[Go back to the future->Back To The Future (nice movie btw)]] [[Stare->Stare]] [[Press the *dramatic effect* RED BUTTON->Red Button]]

You go back to your own time. 10 won the cup, apparently, as you find out, you're 2nd, and 9 is 3rd. Well, you did what you did, and 10 was saved. HAPPY ENDING [[Play again?->Start]]

You keep on staring. Stare into his soul. He stares back. Your soul starts to rip. And rip. And rip... SOULLESS ENDING [[Try again?->Start]]

You press it. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BAD ENDING 2 [[Try again?->Start]]

You go into battle with #7. He is a good player, but you are easily able to beat him. I guess that training paid off! You beat the rest of the players and win the cup. But there is one more fight to fight... [[Fight the world champion->Champion Fight]]

You say you will be up against player 19. But there are only 16 players numbered 1-16. You are humiliated and quit the tournament. HUMILIATION ENDING [[Try again?->Start]]

This is it. One mistake and you lose. You need to get this perfect to win. BOSS FIGHT Choose the first matchup: [[Seadron VS Dracon & Unzaugh VS Golem->Matchup 1]] [[Unzaugh VS Dracon & Seadron VS Golem->Matchup 2]]

Seadron wasn't strong enough for Dracon. You lose! JUST CUP WINNER ENDING 1 [[Try again?->Start]]

This matchup won! you are moving on to more cards... [[Attack //PHENZO// first->Matchup 3]] [[Attack //FACTORY// first->Matchup 4]]

Phenzo was the better of the 2, so you killed him first. It worked! All you have to do now is beat his last round of cards. [[Heal some defense back->Heal]] [[YOLOOOO->YOLO]]

You wasted your power on the weaker card and lost. Better luck next time. JUST CUP WINNER ENDING 2 [[Try again?->Start]]

The extra health just wasn't enough. You lost the match. JUST CUP WINNER ENDING 3 [[Try again?->Start]]

The power of YOLO won you the world champion cup! You are the Phoenix Myths card game world champion! WORLD CHAMPION ENDING [[Play again?->Start]]